I'm going to write about my experience eating four bags of 'Dove® Caramel Milk Chocolate Silky Smooth Promises' (hereby known as DCMCSSPs) over some undetermined period of time, though hopefully longer than a week otherwise call a doctor.
I received these as a Christmas gift from good friends who are obviously pulling a ploy to kill me with sickeningly sweet treats, as they full well know my weakness for chocolate and caramel.
Though I received these blessings (curses?) some time around noon on the ninth of December, I was able to hold off on opening a bag until after I had eaten dinner. Henceforth I will list the date, the number of DCMCSSPs I have eaten thus far, the phrase commonly found inside Dove® wrappers, and any additional notes I have at the time.
#1 - 12/9/2011 - "Love without rules." - I guess I should start off by mentioning these particular wrappers have 'Love, Dove®' in the bottom corner of each one. I suppose that means Dove® is telling me this directly, that... love without rules. I'm honestly not sure what to make of this. Is Dove® proposing it and I become swingers?
#2 - 12/9/2011 - "You should charge for your great advice." Should I? This sounds like bad advice. Maybe helping people is my own reward, Dove®? Maybe I want people to feel free to ask for my advice because I won't charge them. You should be fined for your terrible advice, Dove®.
Oh and they tasted good.
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